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submitted 2 weeks ago by Anissem@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?

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[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

Anything played with the recorder

[-] despotic_machine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
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[-] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 4 points 2 weeks ago

chicken dance it whatever the hell it's called

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[-] TheRealShadeSlimmy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
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[-] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] papertowels@lemmy.one 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Alright. Y'all ever hear about the shaggs?

A dad was told by a fortune teller that his yet-unborn kids were destined for musical stardom. After that, the dad had no choice but to force his eventual kids into a band.

These kids had no musical training. No sense of rhythm, no sense of pitch.

Their released music is the auditory equivalent of a child's crayon drawing hung on the fridge. It's astoundingly disjointed. It's all wrong. Frank Zappa said they're better than the Beatles. SOMEONE out there likes screamo. Some folks out there like bagpipes. Then what happens? Your neighbor loves blasting screamo. You've played yourself. Unless Frank Zappa is moving in, you'd be hard pressed to find a potential buyer that like the shaggs.

Enjoy.

[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Why try to delay it? Also trying to buy a house in this economy sheesh

[-] Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago

Opera singing and high pitched violin

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Play banana phone on repeat 24/7 at max volume

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

The Cattle Callin album buy Hank III. Every song is "music" played along with cattle auctioneers doing their thing

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Someone went ahead of me and mentioned Nightcore, but I'll add any song by DJ KHALED would work too.

[-] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

The ice cream truck in my area plays the calliope version of “It’s a Small World” every summer, every day, and I want to burn it all down when I hear it. Alternatively, you could plays sounds that are above the adult frequency of hearing if they have children. The kids will be super annoyed and the adults will have no idea it’s even happening. Look up the “mosquito tone”.

[-] shortwavesurfer@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Nyam cat for sure

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Reggae can be fun, especially to dance to, but when heard through a wall, you mostly hear the bass and all reggae has the same bass track. It's almost comical, like that beat is a requirement of the genre. After hours of reggae you'll wanna smash that stereo.

[-] megane_kun@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is not a judgement of the musical genre and I think it's way more profound and expressive than the average commodified pop music we have. However, I remember making a report about the history of music (for an arts appreciation class in college) and I ended the report with some Japanoise (a genre of noise music) like this one:

https://youtu.be/L7p_C9OlN40

The teacher was really delighted, but my classmates were like "WTF?"


EDIT: Reworded some confusing sentence construction

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 points 2 weeks ago

You will Annoy the shit out of people if you play this, especially '@@@@@' at full volume

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[-] EisFrei@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Current value - tremor

Once described to me as "a song you can club someone to death with"

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[-] RouxBru@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Not sure about annoying, but have you considered psyopus? It tends to be my goto to piss people off

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Lady Jane the Mini Mermaid

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IVHPbda9MYQ

Disclaimer: Loud audio warning around 2:50

Also, you'll probably need eye bleach and a sanity check after a few times watching or listening to that.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLa8Br569gA

Edit: I take it back. This is awesome. Those laser guns are legit.

[-] drre@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

happy hardcore

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

If you really want the sale to not happen, put any brazilian funk on max volume. "Proibidão" for the worst of the worst

[-] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

For me, it has to do with context.

Upbeat pop music while heading to the finish line of a 5k? Pretty good.

Upbeat pop music while I'm waiting in the psychiatrist's office so I can tell them my life is spiraling out of control? Not preferable.

[-] arken@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Something like this could get interesting

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