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[-] Letsdothis@lemmy.world -5 points 6 days ago

"Were being short-sighted"

Lol Picard maneuver. Pretty sure your opinion wasn't asked for.

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago

You know, this is ironic

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 139 points 1 week ago

Programmers in 292,271,023,045 after uint64_t isn't enough for the unix timestamp anymore:

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Programmers dealing with the timezones of asymmetric period binary and trinary star systems once we go interstellar 💀

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[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 95 points 1 week ago

I don't think 10000 year is a problem. There is a real "year 2038 problem" that affects system storing unix time in signed int32, but it's mostly solved already. The next problem will be in year 33000 or something like that.

[-] toddestan@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I've been curious about that myself. On one hand, it still seems far away. On the other hand, it's a bit over 13 years away now and I have gear actively in use that's older than that today.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago

I don't think it will be a problem because it's 8,000 years away lol, but people do store time in ISO 8601 strings.

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 51 points 1 week ago

There are so many problems there is an entire Wikipedia page dedicated to them.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Yes, there are random systems using every kind of smart or brain-dead option out there.

But the 2038 problem impacts the previous standard, and the current one will take ages to fail. (No, it's not 33000, unless you are using some variant of the standard that counts nanoseconds instead of seconds. Those usually have more bits nowadays, but some odd older systems do it on the same 64 bits from the standard.)

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[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 week ago

Well, I looked at a Year 10000 problem less than 2 hours ago. We're parsing logs to extract the timestamp and for that, we're using a regex which starts with:

\d{4}-\d{2}-\d{2}

So, we assume there to be 4 digits for the year, always. Can't use it, if you live in the year 10000 and beyond, nor in the year 999 and before.

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 56 points 1 week ago

There might be a new calendar year system by then. Probably some galactic dictator who says that the beginning of their rule is now Year Zero.

Year Zero of the Glorious Zorg Empire!

Lol China used to use "Year 1" right after Xinhai Revolution.

Its "民国" (ROC) followed by the year number

Example: 民国一年 ROC Year One (aka 1912)

(ROC stand for Republic of China, btw)

Then the communists kicked the KMT out, and I think the ROC government in exhile in Taiwan stopped using it.

[-] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

and I think the ROC government in exhile in Taiwan stopped using it.

Actually it is still used. It's everywhere in legal documents, government documents and stuff. Though people more commonly say 2024 instead of 民國113年.

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[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

Good news! We'll be exctinct long before this happens. One less thing to worry about!

Seems hyperbolic to assume we will be extinct by 9999.

Sure we’re heading for a climate crisis, but I don’t think all humans will be dead; Just the poorest.

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

That has forever been the fallacy.

The poor won't die in the apocalypse leaving only the rich behind. The poor will die, and the rich will be faced with the harsh reality that they needed an army of poor working under them to sustain themselves, leading them to all die within the generation.

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[-] marito@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago
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[-] chetradley@lemm.ee 33 points 1 week ago

In 9999, this meme will be problematic because it assumes the entire galaxy conforms to an Earth-based calendar system.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago

Well the USA is on Earth so obviously the earth calendar is the default.

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[-] Jamablaya@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

oh just start at 0000 again, signate that as 10,000. Files didn't start until like 1979 anyways, and there can't be many left, and even if it is a problem, now you have 2000 years to not worry about it.

[-] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago

We’re being short-sighted

Tell that to the billionaires speed-running terraforming this planet into a barren wasteland.

[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Awww shit, time to rewatch my favourite Jike Mudge movie starring Lon Rivingston; Space Office (9999).

Haha, I can't believe this guy has the job of manually changing all the dates on the company's database, this place sucks. I bet the past was way better.

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