Men really are like this lol

Wait until you need to reference your bro for someone else.

I talked to ??? about /something/...

Can't relate

This is the correct way to do friendships. Drag doesn't agree with the forced intimacy of learning someone's name the same day you meet them. Names should be shared the third time you meet someone. Of course sometimes it's necessary to learn names earlier or later, but the default should be third.