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I'll never understand Snickers marketing towards being hungry. It's a fucking candy bar. I don't want a fucking candy bar when I'm hungry.
I suspect the kind of people who eat Snickers when they're hungry are the same kind of people who drink Coke as their morning pick-me-up.
People need to feel justified.
"I'm not eating this candy bar because I love sweets; I'm only doing it because my blood sugar is low. It's not candy, it's medicine."
we had a nightly Friday bike rides in my city, think making a 60 km circle with multiple stops from 00 to 9 a.m.
I usually took 2-3 king-size snickers with me, because it's a sourse of carbs that doesn't take a lot of space and doesn't cost much (I'm looking at you, "fitness" bars)
As someone who's ever seen snicker bars top at ~10cm, how big is one of those king-size?
60km.
15 cm or so, if memory serves. They haven't been available here for over a decade 😔
it's like 1,5 of a usual one
The commercial is from a time before protein bars.
I use it as a temporary fix if I’m very hungry while I’m out and about and can’t get a meal immediately. It’s more filling than a pure chocolate bar because it has nuts.
There are easy to bring amd eat things that don't involve pounds of sugary chocolate.
Yes, what it is, is a sugar rush that sometimes makes you feel energised if consumed in smaller quantities. But a whole bar is way too sweet for you anyway.
Sugar high has been disproven so many times. If it occurs at all it's psychosomatic. In children, they get excited because they're getting a treat and go nuts. None of it is from the sugar.
Off to horny jail for me
Keeping it in the family.
I love it that some can't find absolutely nothing wrong with this ad and are calling the others perverts. Makes it even funnier
thats not how comedic timing works. You can't just put that in the title. I would expect people read the title first. also I am slightly upset that cannibalism is framed as "evil" here, but you know, your opinion.
I just saw this the other day and the poor word choice was enough without cropping out a bunch of the original ad.
I think her grabbing his hair with that predatory grin does as much as the word choice.
You know, it’s only technically making it better huh?
Yep. I think they might have more fun doing something other than eating a snickers
You're assuming that all they planned to do with the Snickers was eat it.
Even taking into account deviate sexual fantasies, I'm not sure what could be done with a candy bar
I find your lack of imagination, disturbing.
I have definitely had fun with a frozen Baby Ruth and a melty Hershey's (not simultaneously).
From a more innocent time..
...When incest wasn't looked down on.
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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