You gotta enter the building to reach the CEO taps forehead
Literal career assassins? Could this dumb world get THAT cyberpunk?
Headline: “Another accounting assassin, another salaried slayer, another rich revolutionary, leaves employer headless while leaving $300K savings account to save babies with cancer”
ain't no rest for the wicked
And money don't grow on trees
I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed
And even maintaining Lemmy ain't free...
Before reading the text I was expecting a Saddam joke. After reading seems even more applicable.
At least its not NSO group or Booz Allen.
Even Lockheed Martin looks down on Boeing.
Wait... Lockheed martin kills people on Purpose
So does Boeing... Boeing is a massive defense contractor as well.
I am aware, it's just a topical joke about Boeing's commercial planes falling apart.
Boing makes the Apache, B52 which have killed a hell of a lot of people. Cough enola gays B29 cough.
Boeing definitely has killed far more than Lockheed Martin aircraft on purpose
Or looks up to Boeing
Although some companies like Boos Allen and NSO group blow both Lockheed Martin and Boeing out of the water.
Excellent opportunity for sabotage.
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