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Weird green blinking light (vegantheoryclub.org)
submitted 2 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] limelight79@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago

lol I came upon a BMW that clearly had just missed his turn (he slowed down, realized it was too late to make the turn, then sped up again), then turned on his turn signal to pull into someone's driveway to turn around.

I said to my wife, "This BMW driver is so lost, they're using their turn signal!"

[-] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 34 points 2 days ago

Why are BMW owners all the exact fucking same worldwide?

[-] Tobberone@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago

It's because BMW doesn't top up the indicator fluid as standard during service.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

If you pay extra for the service, they will disable the lights for you.

[-] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago
[-] bushvin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

This is the way!

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 36 points 2 days ago

That means your car's politics have shifted too far to the left. Schedule an appointment with the dealer to have it recentered.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

Damn that cursed left shift!!

[-] deltapi@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

"nevermind, it's fine, it turned off by itself when I made a right-hand turn"

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Don't worry, it'll be fine in 0.5s.

Oh no, it's back!

Never mind, it's fine.

Wait no!

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

Drain your blinker fluid

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

That's NASCAR mode. You hit the gas and just keep going left.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

But if you don't signal, how will the commoners know to make way?

[-] thericofactor@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

The blinkers should just engage the headlights blinking in a BMW.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I thought that's how BMWs already worked.

[-] Beardsley@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Don't rightly care if they do."

[-] Chaos0f7ife@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Hmmm. I think it means somethings wrong with your speedometer. I mean it's pointing directly at it.

[-] locahosr443@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It's pointing at 100 which is the minimum speed the car expects to be doing.

Really it's just a gentle reminder if you're not driving it right

[-] odium@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

I think it means your speedometer is displaying double your actual speed. So you can go at a speed that the speedometer says is twice the speed limit, and you'll actually be going at the speed limit.

Hope that helps 👍

[-] Chaos0f7ife@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I followed your advice, now I'm sitting in jail. What did I do wrong?

[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

In my experience an unexpected light on your dashboard is about $1000 minimum at the dealership. I fear for the owner.

[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago

Take it to a service center immediately. Thats not normal. Your car is at risk of becoming a different car

[-] QaspR@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Shit man, you gotta get that checked out. This is the "honk at me" feature. It means your car has detected that you're an idiot and everyone will start honking at you and passing you on the right.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Do you also hear a ticking sound? If so, the car just entered a SUICIDE BOMBING MODE. It's on a timer to let you escape; follow the arrow for the nearest exit.

[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

That arrow means you meed to accelerate to 100km/h

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

How, if you are already going over that speed constantly?

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago
[-] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Pray tell for what reason are you asking OP this?

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Because older people tend to flip it on and leave it on with no intention to change lanes or turn anywhere

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And use Snapchat too

And emoji

this post was submitted on 23 Dec 2024
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