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Don't forget Big 3 (files.catbox.moe)
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[-] Barsukis@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 hours ago
[-] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

As my great grandfather used to say: “specitacals, testicles, wallet and watch”

[-] Michal@programming.dev 3 points 15 hours ago

My wallet has been replaced by earbuds as i can use my phone for payments, but like to listen to podcasts on the go.

[-] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

EDC THREAD, SQUARE UP!

sound of 20 Glocks hitting a table

[-] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

i love edc stuff but i am always questioning myself on how tf those people carry everything without always thinking about the 20 things in their pockets

[-] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

My dumbass is always over here going

...but if their phone is on the table, what took the photo?1000015123

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

View the keys, wallet, and cell phone as the necks connecting the bodies to the heads above.

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago
[-] dance_ninja@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago

Phones in 2035 be like:

Fuck the Big 3, it's just me!

[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

You drop your phone. Your keys and wallet: Fool! You thought you could live without us!

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[-] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch.

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I say this every morning, so I don’t forget my testicles when I leave the house.

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Don't forget the flask of Scotch.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I used this meme to get ready today but I messed up and accidentally left the house with keys, wallet, and Stalin

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[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

This is less of a problem for me these days.

My phone is my primary source of audio content, so it’s easy to remember. I also have a smart / keypad lock, a digital wallet, a physical wallet that magnetically connects to my phone case, and my keys / phone have UWB trackers on them.

The world may be getting shittier, but we have top scientists and engineers working on the “I forgot my keys / wallet” problem.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago

When I travel, I love places with digital keylocks and digital wallet.

I felt real cyberpunk to use my phone to map how to get to my fancy hotel/Airbnb that unlocked automatically when I got near and wave my phone at the vending machine to get a soda and then order food through my phone.

The part I panic about is constantly keeping my phone charged.

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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

What do I need a wallet for? I can use my phone to pay everywhere nowadays.

[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I kind of like not religiously following digital payments. They’re governed by Visa and other payment companies, and some of the businesses near me have started feeling an increased squeeze from them. They sometimes appreciate cash payments.

[-] pringus@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

You never know when you might need bills or your ID, even in a state with contactless payments everywhere and a digital ID, it's better to have a backup.

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

In the last 15 years, the only time I’ve ever used cash was to buy coke.

That’s all it’s good for nowadays. Buying drugs.

[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 1 points 17 hours ago

Most small vendors offer a pretty nice discount for cash (even though thats technically against cc's tos), as soon as I started to buy almost entirely local my cash usage went way up. I do almost all my groceries in cash these days from a farmers market.

[-] pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz 4 points 23 hours ago

And privacy? I use cash whenever I can

[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 17 hours ago

I almost never use digital payments. Between the processing fees and lack of privacy, cash is always better for both parties. You spend less when you carry cash also.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 points 1 day ago

Maybe if turkey supported NFC better, plus going outside without an id card is never a great option

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Just need a magnetic card holder on the back of my phone, for my driver license and registration. Even the car opens and starts with a card. And my home has a smart lock, which I can open from my phone. So keys are not needed either.

[-] olizet@feddit.org 2 points 17 hours ago

And then that priceless moment when the battery dies.

[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I was curious about this. For some home smart locks, they have a kind of nose ring on the bottom where you can hold a 9V battery against it, and use that to power the entry system (which only needs you to enter a code) until you can change the inner battery.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Well then I just go to my friend nearby who has the spare key. Rarely happens that I have a completely empty phone battery. And I can just charge it in my car if necessary.

[-] LANIK2000@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My phone NEVER leaves my side, that's not a big issue. And thankfully my wallet is 99% obsolete, as most of the cards are already in my phone, and the few that aren't fit in my flip case. Keys are another story, fuck keys! Bulky loud ass bullshit! I'd love a keychain that could live in my phone or have the format of a card.

My Renault car has a pretty neat card that auto locks and unlocks the car. I just keep it in my breast pocket (or backpack in the summer) and forget about it.

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[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I thought this meant like UK was the keys to the allies getting a real foothold in Europe, America was the one providing the funding and Russia...

...is a cell phone?

I think I overthought this meme.

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[-] Lihdy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Just remember WOWEE

[-] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago
[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 17 hours ago

I'm to the point I need to carry two pairs now, it's so frustrating.

[-] olizet@feddit.org 1 points 17 hours ago

Ah, that's where I left them.

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