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This is going to be fun watching over the next four years. LOL. You just gotta laugh.

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[-] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago

I've noticed lately around me too that "conservatives" will pull out a cig and start smoking it (as a "defense" mode or something...or maybe because I have a mask) & it feels like it's to take a side in some kind of "culture war". Killing themselves to "own the libs". Brilliant.

[-] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

That’s also really weird because when I was growing up cigs and coffee, at the same time, was like an inner city liberal stereotype.

[-] CassiniWarden@infosec.pub 31 points 13 hours ago

They complain so much even when they have exactly what they claim they wanted. They wanted raw milk, they got it. But somehow all the non-raw milk drinkers are "ruining" something for them? Weird.

[-] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago

Deep insecurity.

They see others doing the right thing & that makes them doubt their entire "purpose" or world view.

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago
[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 31 points 14 hours ago

Maybe we can speed the process up by convincing them to eat raw chicken, too.

[-] iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Chicken sashimi is a delicacy in Japan, and so easy to prep at home! Just leave your chicken breast out until it assumes room temperature, slice into thin strips, and serve over rice or with seaweed!

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

The best way to consume raw chicken is in cocktail form, specifically the pollo colada. It's like a piña colada, except you substitute raw chicken for the pineapple.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

libs want to ban raw chicken smoothies

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 7 hours ago

Mama's Coconut Chicken

[-] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

Oh god, I fucked myself up with some drunkenly not-grilled-right chicken a couple weeks ago, still not in the mood for chicken lol.

[-] khaleer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 hours ago

Far righters just love to suck those cow pink tities and pretend like they are not furry

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

The cheap illegal labor working on the large MAGAt supporting dairy farms will deliver the raw milk.

[-] aggelalex@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago
[-] Zementid@feddit.nl 6 points 12 hours ago

Combined with H5N1... thy won't be missed.

[-] drmoose@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago

I for one welcome the new natural selection process. Can we do more of these?

"only eat mushrooms with redcaps for a week to detox your body" "building up infection immunity by sitting in an ice bath of shit"

[-] leadore@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago

At least with this one they're only killing themselves and their own kids.

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[-] Nikelui@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, but the second half of this AI-generated summary is crap. Lactose and milk proteins that cause intolerance don't go away with pasteurization, you get sick with UHT milk too.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 8 points 23 hours ago

Because it's the dumbest fucking thing they could do that doesn't show immediate harm to them in the short-term.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

I’m sure it’s usually ok. That’s kind of the problem: if they only get sick 1 in 10 times, for example, they won’t connect the two enough to learn their lesson. Humans are dumb that way, and looking at prevalence of disease in the population is apparently now “woke liberal bs”

[-] Red_October@lemmy.world 118 points 1 day ago

It's obvious why they're suddenly obsessed with Raw Milk. It's the same reason they were suddenly Anti-Vax, anti-Mask, and anti-plague-control.

Democrats said a thing, Republicans immediately reply with the opposite.

Democrats said Vaccines prevent disease, Republicans declared vaccines are poison. Democrats said wearing a mask can reduce the transmission of airborne pathogens, Republicans said masks will kill you and are illegal now. Democrats said "Don't drink raw milk, it can transmit deadly diseases." Republicans declare "You can take the raw milk from my cold dead hands."

I honestly expect that if Democrats released a PSA against jumping off cliffs onto jagged rocks, because the fall could be dangerous, Republicans would immediately start taking picture standing on the edges of cliffs with the caption of "Don't tell me what to do."

[-] nulluser@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

You forgot the one about gas stoves in homes.

To be fair, there are so many examples of this lately, it's impossible to keep track of them all.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 15 points 23 hours ago

I said it a million times, if Obama simply came out in favor of lowering the minimum wage then we'd all have six figure salaries.

[-] pixelscript@lemm.ee 33 points 1 day ago

Humans are famously garbage at comprehending statistics, and most Darwin Award winning conservative behaviors are born of it.

Take any mundane thing that was part of a status quo of a previous era in recent memory. Anything at all. Research comes out suggesting that thing has a small, but non-negligible risk to be quite harmful. So we collectively shift to a new behavior that tries to eliminate the risk. A shift that, in most sane and civil peoples' opinions, is so unobtrusively small that any theoretical benefit we're trading away is probably well worth the risk elimination.

But oh, a certain group of people will bitch and moan and scream and piss all over themselves in rage over how you dared to take away something so integral to their culture and lifestyle! The risk aversion is never worth the vain fringe benefit of whatever perceived quality was lost because the risk is completely invisible until it actually hits them personally.

Milk used to taste so great! God's gift to the world! Then we all started boiling it and now it tastes worse! And for what? Because a couple of weak-bodied cosmic lottery losers were getting a few tummy aches? The vast majority of us are all suffering over nothing! Life was so much better when we weren't all scared of things that won't happen! We did it for millennia and we turned out just fine!

Then you point out all the people actually getting hospitalized from pathogens in raw milk, the very thing we were trying to avoid in the first place, and if they even believe you at all they simply consider it an acceptable price to pay. Better to live in a rich and interesting society where you're free to risk harming yourself and others than a milquetoast one where imperceptible threats have been preemptively eliminated at great cost.

And then they turn around and work to ban books that mention trans people or ban porn websites to save the children or some other dumb shit.

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[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 1 day ago

Imagine being so vapid that the extent of your understanding of the world boils down to just being contrarian.

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[-] teawrecks@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 day ago

They think raw milk is natural, but would they still feel that way if they knew how selectively bred all dairy cows are at this point? The DNA of the dairy cow is where the milk manufacturing pipeline begins. We didn't select for sanitary milk from the udder because we knew it could be pasturized later in the pipeline.

[-] drmoose@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

These people fundamentally don't understand nature. We had cows for 8,000 years or so, we existed at least x200 that. So it's 0.5% of our existance which means it's a relatively new technology. Even if you appeal to naturalism here it makes absolute no sense.

[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 0 points 13 hours ago

I grew up on a dairy farm and milked cows every day. We never bought "store" milk to drink. It always came from the tank every morning. We also made and ate foods that would cause you urbanites blanch and faint if you only knew, (I miss the home made blood sausage and canned beef my Grandmothers made). It's not a death sentence like many of you seem to think. But, for commercial store bought milk, it IS imperative that the milk is pasteurized for consumer safety. That milk might be a week or two old before it reaches your refrigerator in the Big City/Suburbs/Gentrified neighborhood.

I doubt if drinking raw milk will become common place amongst magahats. It tastes NOTHING like what they or you are used to. It's a whole different thing. And the vast majority of you would hate the taste of it and refuse to drink it. And the first time someone gets the shits from drinking it, they will try and sue the dairy they bought the milk from. And that won't end well.

In Europe they seem to not have the same fear/issues with the sale or consumption of "raw dairy" that we do here in the US. Perhaps they are smarter about such things.

[-] StopTouchingYourPhone@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

"That woke dairy farm didn't take all the pasture outta the milk before they put it in the cartons! Everyone's getting sick because they're not depasteurizing the milk enough!" - my qanon neighbour, probably

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

The cream from the top is the best.

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