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[-] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

I used to be an experimental chemist in the bathroom sink after my parents fell asleep. On one occasion, my father told me that he had to throw out my concoction I had saved since the night prior because it had attracted and killed a few roaches. I accidentally made a roach attractant and poison as a kid using substances found in an ordinary home.

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago

Could Bayer please contact this person.

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Biology: Study of a subsection of Chemistry

Chemistry: Study of a subsection of Physics

Physics: Study of a subsection of Math

Math: Study of a subsection of Philosophy

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

What does a biology/chemistry/physics/maths graduate say to a philosophy graduate?

Big mac with fries please.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 days ago

And that's honestly a real shame when you think about what that tells us about how our society values education.

But nobody does think about it, because thinking about it doesn't put bread on the table.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Biology: Study of Animals

Plants, fungi and microbes: "Am I a joke to you?"

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Chemistry is, well technically, chemistry is the study of matter. But I prefer to see it as the study of change.

[-] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago

Chemistry is the study of the physics of the outer electron shell, as my physics teacher used to say.

[-] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago
[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

I mean, it ain't wrong

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

“Fair warning, this might blow up the entire building.”

this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2024
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