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Can you beat the record?
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FYI: That is statistically not good for you or your boss. People who take lunches and breaks (even when forced to) are more productive than those who don't (on average) enough to offset lost time.
Also you should check social media and connect with loved ones between tasks to maximize your morale and productivity.
I feel like the "no work" part is probably worse
I didn't see that.
Tell that to retail. "Coverage" is more important than "work productivity".
Impressive that they were able to generate a pull request with blank screens.
Probably the MacBook sitting next to the ridiculous keyboard.
Even still.. I’ve seen devs do it with equally blank stares.
Am I alone in saying that the phrase "raw dogged" needs to die?
I don’t mind it, but I’m interested in hearing some alternative suggestions?
Dry noodled
this one I can get behind, or in front
Full exposure experience.
No cap
fr
That's one raw dog
Rare spammed
As God intended
How about "dry dogged"? Who wouldn't want to be dry dogged?
Aquaman? Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy would be into it though.
I call 'faked':
- left hand is weird
- keyboard is weird
- great big speakers on the desk
- no one wears hats indoors and is smart enough for knowledge work
I agree, except for hat indoors. I’m a software engineer and I wear a cap all the time. Literally whenever out the house.
Monitor stand on left monitor doesn't line up
Logos on speakers are different sizes
Nothing on the desk calendar
What the hell is going on with that alligator figurine
Yeah lots of problems with this picture
- Baby face high school student with porn mustache
Guess you've never seen Dom Dolla
I wear hats 99% of days, but I am going to be unemployed in a week so maybe you're on to something. My near-perfect SATs might argue but it's not an excellent argument.
The MAGAesque hat and undercover agent mustache makes this slightly more believable to me.
Professional disassociation - like getting paid for my teenage years
What does "new PR" mean?
In programming, it's a request to combine code. But if homie is rawdogging work with blank screens, I'm not following.
"new PR" -> new personal record
Personal Record.
Took me a minute too because I'm used to the term "PB" from speedrunning
Personal record
Should I tell you too?
Sad David Graeber isn't there anymore to analyze this level of bullshit job
When my boss is walking towards me
Who else read this to the tune of SOAD's sugar?
Is that Dom Dolla??
this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2024
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