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[-] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 3 points 18 hours ago

It's fun when it starts to melt just a little and a big chunk slides down obscuring most of your windshield causing you to mildly crash into a neighbor's garbage can. Ask me how I know.

[-] Lightfire228@pawb.social 2 points 9 hours ago

Don't leave snow on the roof when you drive

It can peel off in a giant ice sheet in the wind and destroy the car behind you

Or otherwise, create a mini blizzard and make it impossible to see

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 26 points 2 days ago

Doing 85mph

Slamming on breaks

Yeah you're not driving in ice are you

[-] lime@feddit.nu 25 points 1 day ago

doing 85
slamming on the brakes
doing 84

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Going 83, but sideways
Going 82, but backwards
Going zero, adjacent to barricade.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Cdda driving be like

[-] And009@reddthat.com 7 points 2 days ago

Flies off the freeway

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Kamikazes the Tesla.

Both cars explode.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Also if the Tesla is also going 85mph it wouldn't even hit. So you'd have to slam the brakes right behind a halted car, not the brightest idea.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago
[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

at that point you can just ram the car yourself

[-] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz -1 points 1 day ago

With ABS and ESP I wouldn't think it's a problem. Not gonna go out and try though.

[-] rothaine@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

It is. Your brakes can't do much when your tires have zero traction

[-] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Some countries have real winter tires.

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

The windows, mirrors, and turn signals are all exposed. They at least made an effort.

[-] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 2 days ago

It also looks like it has been upfitted for wheelchair access. They may not be able to get the top.

Still would not make me any less mad if I was sharing the road with them. But I might feel a little bad after giving them the what for.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

You give him the finger, he reaches down, pulls up his leg, and gives you the middle toe.

[-] Pogogunner@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

How can you tell it's been upfitted for wheelchair access?

[-] WordBox@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Wheel arch space and van door side skirt. Looks like a Braun or whatever build.

Look at that wheel arch - there’s TONS of space above the wheel. Normal cars and vans do not have suspension configured like that.

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Yeah, nothing else to worry about. Especially not the one who will have his windshield smashed by this block of ice once it breaks free on the highway.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Sounds like someone else's problem to me

[-] paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago

Tricky, as the Tesla would also have to be stopping/stopped for decent impact. Better as a cure for a tailgater, maybe.

[-] zxqwas@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Fill in the paperwork for a darwin award first.

Best case you'll rear end your intended target.

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