I hope he looked as epic as this:

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This man is my hero

Mitchell told troopers that was trying to recreate a German helmet that his grandfather wore during World War II.

The famous dildohaube- Is suspect his grandfather was the butt of a lot of jokes in his unit

Disappointed there was no photo of him in his helmet. I wonder if the troopers seized it.

LOL, the trooper writing the report knew his actions constituted free speech so they just added a bunch of unrelated things at the end hoping they could make it stick. Hopefully he finds an attorney that can sue the city for violating free speech.

The fact this happened at 11am just adds to the weirdness.

Wow, that's a lot at once.

Troopers said he also altered state signs near his house to include offensive language.

There, but for the noodly grace of the flying spaghetti monster, go I. Also, I always forget to carry a sharpie 🤷

He is penis man, look at him go!

I wonder if he tried headbutting people with it

Smash

Are you allowed to be naked outside here