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Ever been judged by a floor?
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Boy, the comment section should be fun with this one
Good chance to curate my block list.
Can I be in your block list?
I don't have any major infractions but I have the capacity to be bad once in a while
It's educational and a good initiative. I use stairs as an opportunity for exercise also.
I'm a skinny bastard, so I'm taking the escalator
Idk why you're joking but i used to be underweight and couldn't afford a lot of food, and i genuinely tried to burn as few calories as possible, making choices like you're describing all the time.
Edit: some weird typo autocorrected, i meant to say 'I know you're joking but[...]'
calories are cheap, it's nutrition that costs
Some of us even have to skimp on the rice and beans
Did you even try being born wealthy?
No, way too lazy for that. My own fault, i know.
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You must be THIS BIG to ride this ride.
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Yeah well maybe an icon that usually tells people where to take a shit shouldn't be so fucking critical.
this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2025
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