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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

I have no data to support this, but guessing MJ users might even be less likely to do this.

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

Can confirm, I only beat my wife when I'm not high

[-] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 day ago
[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Don't worry, I'm always high. I also don't have a wife.

[-] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago

too high to think about any reason to beat their spouses

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Not currently high, but unless maybe your wife is a billionaire or multimillionaire ceo, I can't really think of any reasons either...

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

When they are a nazi, maybe

But then you wouldn't have married but assassinated, probably.

[-] TheFogan@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

I was going to beat my wife... but she's all the way on the other side of the couch... and there's chips right here.

[-] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 10 points 1 day ago

"Marijuana users are 100 percent more likely to try to convince you that legalizing Marijuana will solve all the worlds problems." -Me.

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Typisch Bullenschweine

[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

I beat my wife at Mario Kart and now she won't play me anymore.

this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2025
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