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[-] leraje@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

I'll save them some time: Nessie doesn't exist.

[-] Venicon@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Shhhh our tourism industry depends on Nessie hunting and haggis hunting.

[-] C4d@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

The key is to figure out which of the three legs is shortest in the herd you’re stalking. That’ll tell you which way round the hill they’ll be going.

[-] phi1997@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago
[-] leraje@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

F in the chat for Nessie.

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just get McToot to blow on his bagpipes; the Nessies are attracted to the notes as they go floating across the waves

[-] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 year ago

Wait, was his name McToot? I always thought it was McDougal.

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just looked it up, his first name's unknown (edit: oh I misread, thought you said just Dougal)

(Also it's apparently spelt MacTout, whoops)

[-] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 year ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family-Ness

I always remembered the song starting "McDougal's on his bagpipes..." All this time his name was MacTout? How did I never catch that? XD

[-] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

Nessie hahaha stupid humans you will never find me

[-] Noit@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Kofu@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh no.... not.... CasualUK, now I got the big sad.

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