I just, like, want to like, grow my plants in peace, man.. and like, totally be one with nature on the edge of town, and like..give these really awesome crystals to this cute chick with blue hair who totally, like, picks up the cosmic vibe of them.
Funny masked people rob the Whitehouse at 15 fps and get kicked or lose connection before you finish.
One armed topless homosexual tricks gullible mass murderer with a shape changing laser sword into freeing him from super sleep meanwhile robin williams impersonator fools an entire religious group into believing he is not one of them somehow hiding his space wizard powers from all the other space wizards before basically killing them all.
Gigantic balls that you shove your nose into.
Also, people who purposefully pretend to drive poorly because their parents don't openly show them affection.
Arrive on shores of Foreign lands, Find piece of books, find closed doors, find crystals that go into a temple, oh,
A man's quest to murder their father turns the whole world upside down.
A group comprised of individual avant-garde artists who are also amateur athletes each travel around a city collecting art supplies while listening to broadcasts so they can create several colourful palimpsests without getting beaten or shot.
Xenogenocide
I think this is an apt description of your standard stellaris playthrough
A drunk politician ruins a random high school student's life.
Your mom dies, your brother runs away so now your dad spends all his time looking for him, and your village gets overtaken by fascists, oh and you're like 12. Somehow it's your job to save the world though.
A group of teenagers who hate loud music die. Then they eat a bunch of food and meet/become god. Also maybe they become better people or something? IDK, I'm still trying to influence fashion to min/max my stats.
A corporation send you to the most beatiful alien planet and you will put floating concrete platforms everywhere
Rock and stone
They said described as badly as possible, not the most known phrase for an extremely popular game
tradie goes on murderous rampage, breaks into multiple historical buildings trying to find his girlfriend.
Run around an island with a bunch of talking, bipedal animals.
Not necessarily my favorite, but I couldn't think of something better:
A girl who orgasms at the thought of battling children, little miss crippling social anxiety, and mister daddy/mommy issues all need your help!
You and a girl are having fun at the fair until a portal opens. You enter the portal for everyone to claim your girl is a queen.
You touch something you shouldn't have, then nobody would ever believe what you've seen, but you keep trying to convince every species in the galaxy.
A group of drunks fend off dingoes long enough to brew more booze.
Some dude slaughters tons of animals and robs historical buildings in order to kill a lizard.
Big chickens, big cats, big squirrels, big whatever the fuck that thing is. Better kill or capture them using my big sword.
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