If you use your sword to stab your shield, you'll create an axe with spinning blades

Squid and octopus shooting each other

Squid commits racism and tries to seal octopus away for eternity

A wacky woohoo pizza man gets invited by his bro to a weird tower and they end up fighting because the brother really wants a necklace.

Trying to make our first steps like a true baby in a huge playground. Also, jumping into the void is the way

You command one or several cities and gangs of creatures (some of them beasts, some presumably sentient), lead by a person who's armor and sword somehow makes the other creatures in his group stronger. These gangs capture other cities and fight other gangs, but they're very civil - they let each take their turn at it.

"I'd kill for a back tattoo like that!"

Go to waypoint simulator with blackjack and hookers.

A caveman flies with the power of a large head.

IFR or VFR is the question.

You're undead, and use magic and guns to fight aliens and gods in defence of a big ball. The big bad is made of ghosts (but not the kind you're friends with).

There's this old lady who sits in one spot all day and eats human bone dust.

Four dudes commit war crimes on an alien planet for money.

You are a crawling microchip that possesses animals with cool abilities

Seafood come out of the ocean and squirt internal fluids at each other

Gas station tf2

Child with jaundice is possessed and kills an entire race. Unless you decide to flirt with them, in which case you get to save said race and also get a new mommy.

Also there's lore or something? I'm not sure since all the puns distracted me.

Mario finds out that Toads are very racist and sexist rednecks

The world ended and is full of ghosts, but you still gotta work your 9 to 5 with your best bud.

plumer eat mushroom go brrrrr

you wake up in a desert, and you get your face kicked in over and over until eventually you get enslaved

you make people eat things they hate and they kill each other over boulders in the visible vicinity. sometimes the higher power tries its best to kill them, other times you get 36 milk.