you make people eat things they hate and they kill each other over boulders in the visible vicinity. sometimes the higher power tries its best to kill them, other times you get 36 milk.

Squid and octopus shooting each other

Squid commits racism and tries to seal octopus away for eternity

There's this old lady who sits in one spot all day and eats human bone dust.

You command one or several cities and gangs of creatures (some of them beasts, some presumably sentient), lead by a person who's armor and sword somehow makes the other creatures in his group stronger. These gangs capture other cities and fight other gangs, but they're very civil - they let each take their turn at it.

Let's see who gets this one:

Find your 107 pals (if you bother to do it), build up your castle and go up against that psycho dude weirdly fixated with porcine epithets.

A drug-dependant war veteran works for another dose.

You wake up in a strange place with some other random people. There’s something spooky there with you. You need to become fix things to open a door and escape. There’s way more squatting and flashlights than necessary.

And thats why yo mama dead

Your mentor's dismemberment grants you an unexpected promotion. You then become friends with his combat equipment and kill an up and coming bloodsports organiser's friends and colleagues.

16 year old game with ps1 graphics. got major update over 3 years ago in steam.

Your surgeon abandons you while you're unconscious, and when you wake up you gradually escalate from killing spiders to killing orphans.

I built a nice home here with my industrious underlings helping me build my dream lair. If it wasn't for these god damned intruders who call themselves "Heroes" who want to evict me.

You start out as a taxi driver but end up as a major player in a conflict between two warring pizza restaurants.

A guy gets a murder case, poisons a hobo instead. Also saves the world.

Vegetable slavery