A bird wants to conquer the universe with jelly beans. His daughter has to stop him, but keeps getting into fights with his Roombas.

Death by:

• worms
• spiders
• your own ignorance
• acid
• ukko
• the connoisseur of wands
• a little bit of experimentation
• your own ignorance (it just bears repeating I guess)

You wake up in a strange place with some other random people. There’s something spooky there with you. You need to become fix things to open a door and escape. There’s way more squatting and flashlights than necessary.

Your mentor's dismemberment grants you an unexpected promotion. You then become friends with his combat equipment and kill an up and coming bloodsports organiser's friends and colleagues.

Tropical Connect the Dots.

Kung Fu Jesus regains his memories and realizes he needs to beat up his girlfriend in order to stop her stupid fat pet from eating too much.

Cagey war veteran forms a militia and starts recruiting troops at banana-point.

16 year old game with ps1 graphics. got major update over 3 years ago in steam.

I built a nice home here with my industrious underlings helping me build my dream lair. If it wasn't for these god damned intruders who call themselves "Heroes" who want to evict me.