Maybe fuck that, the stores should take a hit so we can eat.

"If you want to save money, give up your avocados and lattes. Move into a large beer cooler and make soup out of fallen leaves"-Wall Street Journal's advice next probably.

The masses lack bread? Let them go on a "diet"

Fine. I'll have the Irish Benedict for lunch or dinner.

So fucking dumb.

Skip all meals and save even more!

Seriously though skip breakfast

How much are eggs for you all? I just picked up a dozen for 3.75.