We are in a climate emergency that must be drastically dealt with immediately.

I'd go with "Hey, it's God. I actually AM real, but I'm heading out. You guys are on your own from now on, no more afterlife or anything. So be good to each other! Alright, I'm out. (oh, and just some advice? you might want to get ahead of this climate change thing)"

"MothBookkeeper is the dictator of the world, and I completely trust his decisions."

Nevermind the logistics of that; power lives where people believe it does.

Then I could make multiple beneficial changes, such as:

• Heavily taxing the rich
• Enacting drastic climate policy
• Banning paper stickers that rip as you try to take them off
• Sending Mitch McConnell on a rocket into the sun

"You lost the game"

Don't be a dick

Honk honk it’s the goose

“The purpose of your life is to make others happy”

Put that in the head of all the ‘players’.

Everyone! I am Son Goku and I need your energy to defeat Majin Buu!

There is no God.

What's that? Oh shit, can they hear us? Turn it off, TURN IT OFF!

Give them all a vision of the Earth from space. Look at that, all ya sonsa bitches.

“You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.’”

— Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 astronaut, People magazine, 8 April 1974.

The irresistible urge to consume at least one billionaire. They would think that if they don’t eat a billionaire they would die. Hilarity would ensue.

The Earth is dying and it can live on without us once we are dead.

"On the count of 3, jump!"

I'm just curious to see what would happen.

It's a good idea to have government programs to take care of citizens without requiring any strings to get help.

It’s not a thought but I would put empathy

The experience of being the victim of real violence. It's pretty clear most people don't really get it. And it's weirdly common for people to have romantic ideas about fighting, revenge, punishment, war, and even torture. I think it would be eye opening.

“All you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be.”

Reject your humanity become a catgirl nyaaa

That Pale Blue Dot speech by Carl Sagan.

Seize the means of production

"BE KIND"

Stop buying things

"Dammit I just lost The Game"

"Send Squirrel money." (With details, of course. Can't have them giving money to some random squirrel.)

We have to stop killing the ecosystem and each other immediately!

Start caring about your privacy, governments and corporations are spying on you

Be friendly to someone today.

Protect those weaker than you.

The signal your brain gets when you really have to take a shit, right now, or there will be dire consequences.

"boobies"