Sparkling water and shrub over ice

Hot sloppy oral.

Strongly agree about iced tea and kombucha. Both can be bought or made at home, and are naturally complex, fruity, and diverse in flavor.

I think people suggesting very sugary drinks like coke are missing the point somewhat

Ice-cold Coke?
Virgin mixed drink? (e.g., mai tai, daiquiri)

Homemade almond milk with toasted ciconut, cinnamon and tumeric and lime juice and idk pineapple

I like lime sparkling water. You get the bubbles and it has a nice taste

fruit smoothie

A perfectly made Ocean Water from Sonic does it for me

I nice cold seltzer with a lime wedge.

How about a fancy coffee or tea? Not the same stuff you drink at work, you add a flavored creamer or something and just sip it on the couch.

Glass bottle coke, cane sugar variety

Caffeine free iced herbal tea.

Fucking fudgee-o bars. Or, the haaagen-dasz or magnum or whatever -- Ice cream bars dipped in chocolate.

It's second ONLY to a cold-as-hades low-booze beer like a corona.

A virgin bloody mary.

Many mixed drinks can be made without the alcohol.

Big fan of a virgin mojito.

Just sparkling water, mint, lime, and a little bit of syrup to taste, as cool as it is refreshing.

Have you tried any non alcoholic beers? Some aren’t terrible but not sure if there are any that are fruity though.

Ice-cold spiced coconut water. I like the kind with ginger, lime, and turmeric in.

As someone who's trying to drink less. An ice cold topo chico does it for me. I don't like the flavored ones either

Water

Vita Malt or Malta Goya might be worth a try. They are malted soft drinks flavored with barley and hops. A South American or African grocery should have them or similar brands if you can't find them at your regular grocery. They will probably be in the international section.