Don't drink.

Say no more often

You don't have a learning disability and you don't belong in the special classes. Don't trust anyone that says it will be fixed the next year and go to a different high school when they say the classes you want are filled.

You won't always be poor so don't worry about money.

There aren't too many things I regret. I'd tell myself to keep my mouth shut in a couple places, don't start drinking coke, maybe buy and sell some bitcoin. But for the most part, there was a lot of good with the bad, and reward from hardship.

Enjoy life to the fullest as a kid. Adulthood freaking sucks.

Mormonism isn't true, but she's worth it. (not the girl you think I'm talking about, she dumps you while you're on your mission.)

Don't go to college.

Don't sweat the petty things.

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And don't pet the sweaty things.

Don't get back together with her and don't fucking stay with her into college. She'll just break up with you, again, at Disney... again.

Actually do what you want to do. Don't try to please everyone else with your life choices, you're the one who has to live with them.

Start taking your education seriously because it becomes hell afterwards. Forget about being a mechanical engineer and instead focus on software. Start working as a full stack engineer and transition towards ai afterwards

Please die. Thank you.