I recommend 1g of aspirin and a good bloodletting.
That's for pansies.
You can buy warfarin off the shelf in the form out pest poison.
If you wanna set a world record for death by blood loss, that's the way to do it.
Remember kids:
All things are poison, and nothing is without poison; the dosage alone makes it so a thing is not a poison.
—Paracelsus, 1538
Often condensed to "The dose makes the poison."
Also, death by warfarin overdose is a slow, bloody, painful way to go. Don't self medicate with fucking rat poison or anything stupid.
America - it's dumber here.
more* dumber
The dubmerest
Nothing can enter your bloodstream if you just let it bleed.
Exactly. Just like how fish cannot swim upstream no matter how slow or fast the flow is.
morons are everywhere
You're all taking it out of context. They said "soap and water", meaning you're supposed to keep bleeding until you can wash it with soap and water.
DO NOT wash it with cow manure
See? It makes perfect sense...
Confidently Incorrect
When people are way too smug about their wrong answer.
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