I'm gonna call it Twitter even harder now.

The only thing that gets me hard is billionaires not getting their way.

1. I'm sorry, but due to cultural norms the name Twitter is rooted deep within our modern language.

2. [PERSUASION] Maybe a free little blue check will do the trick

3. Or what?

4. [INTIMIDATION] drop your daughter's dead name and I'll drop your site's.

The problem is, is that if you engage with anyone outside of the internet, they have no fucking idea what you're talking about when you call it "X".

It's so fucking stupid of a name. Even worse than Facebook changing to Meta.

You can ask people to call it "X" all day, every day, but you can't just change the name of your brand/product to a single letter, that people use every day for other things, and expect it to work out for you.

When I go to x.com I end up on twitter.com

So Elon says it's 𝕏 but my browser still says it's Twitter

I'm so tired of these woke CEOs and their snowflake whining over misgendering their companies. There's the name that a company is assigned at birth, and I'll be damned if I'm going to change the way I've always called them (for my whole life and ALL of god-fearing Christian history) because some liberal snowflake CEO one-day wakes up and simply declares, "twitter is now X" ffs.

The facts of the ~~birth~~ incorporation certificate, DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS little pissant mUsK... GET OVER IT!

/s since satire is dead.

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Legend says if you say Twitter 13 times inside of a Tesla at 4:20am, Elon Musk will appear inside the car

X is a fucking stupid name

Sure Elon, I can provide this service to you for just $8/month. It's great value honestly, I have expenses to continue to run my life and just $8 will happily contribute towards that.

lol so funny this guy thinks we're just gonna stop calling it Twitter

No. I'm exercising my Musk-given right of ultimate free speech and will continue calling it Twitter, just because I feel like it. Musk would be proud of me standing up against censorship. Oh wait..

... And all of this could have been avoided if he just renamed it "Twitter by X", so make Twitter part of the X super-app that he wanted to build.

I could call it that but then nobody would know what the fuck I'm talking about. Maybe at least pick a name that's unique?

... hold on this mf has TEN kids

which... one? we're not talking about Grime's baby are we?

Yep. One of many reasons I'm not catering to the whims of a billionaire and calling it what he wants it to be called. It's going to continue to be Twitter as far as I'm concerned.

Damn, I've been doing it wrong! I thought X was pronounced TEN.

#twitter sucks.

“I saw this tweet on ten today”

No. In fact we should continue to make fun of it. It's stupid. Twitter was a hellsite before Elon. Now it's dying due to his stupid decisions. He's foing the things I used to joke about doing if i owned a website

"i'm so sick of this annoying guy" say people who won't stop thinking or talking about this annoying guy.

Is this a stock picture of Elon crying?

TWITLER

So glad i never used twitter. The only elon musk thing i follow is spacex even then i wish he wasn't the ceo of it but he is mr money bags so it is what it is. Anything for space exploration.