UTIs can feel that way.

I think she's already painting a vivid image.

If you keep feeding the troll we'll end up with troll shit all over the lawn.

And then all the lids popped off...

I don't have a witty comeback, but here's a clip of the queen cosplaying as Sonic the Hedgehog.

Please cite a source. It's gotta be much higher than that.

No thanks! I heard they taste like smegma.

They might like this over in the !JumpScare@lemmy.world community.

I know it's not what you described but it reminded me of this:

What's that from?