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submitted 1 year ago by Kushia@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[-] Brimos@lemmy.world 103 points 1 year ago

Wait, you guys get to retire?

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My retirement plan is 10 grams of lead

[-] Ozzy@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

Real (real)

[-] Hexagon@feddit.it 16 points 1 year ago

My retirement plan is society collapsing on itself

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Ahh the old "Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan"

[-] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna turn my on / off switch to "off".

[-] solidsnake2085@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I've got 27 years until I am old enough to get my pension.

[-] jcit878@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

26 to the month for me. assuming they don't change it again

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I plan to build up my retirement fund to buy my medication for a month and then we'll take it from there

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I choose the Kurt Cobain retirement.

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