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[-] runjun@lemmy.world 77 points 1 year ago

I’m waiting on him to step down from this plane of existence.

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

Upsettingly, he and Kissinger seem to be eternal

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Gotta be a shitty person to become a Lich

[-] Hairyblue@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

True. He must be stepping down to become a Demilich

Despite the name, a demilich was not a lesser lich, but rather a lich who had evolved beyond a need for its undead body.

[-] runjun@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Fuck, I forgot he was still staining this earth.

[-] LetMeEatCake@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Kissinger is 100. He can't last that much longer... can he?

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe it is all the Cambodian children he eats that gives him eternal life.

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago

Even if he does, it doesn't really matter. He already caused immeasurable damage to the world, destroyed who-knows-how-many lives and got to live well into his 90s in unimaginable opulence.

Plus he's stepping down on his own terms, nobody ousted him. None of his enemies ever managed to take him down, and he's got his legacy all set up. When he does eventually die, it'll most likely be in a comfortable hospital bed surrounded by some the best doctors in the world making sure it goes as well as it possibly can.

He dedicated his entire life to being an evil bastard and he completely, utterly won. I don't think there's anything much that could even hurt him at this point.

[-] scarilog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That's fucking depressing

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Why do the evil always live long lives? Is it because they're pickled in poisonous thoughts?

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