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You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don't age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.

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[-] Blake@feddit.uk 81 points 1 year ago

Yes, probably. I also really enjoy the idea that you think that it being a suppository would factor in to the calculus at all, I think it’s really funny

Fellas, is it gay to put immortality up your ass?

[-] PeachMan@lemmy.one 31 points 1 year ago

The mildly homophobic nature of the question is hilarious. "Would you want to live forever if you also had to be a little bit gay????"

[-] Blake@feddit.uk 33 points 1 year ago

It’s not even slightly gay to use a suppository either, it reminds me of the guys who think it’s gay to clean their ass because it’s gay to touch an asshole.

[-] lars@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I don’t have anything against the straights. I’m not a heterophobe – I’m a real cool dude — but when those people talk about not washing their asses, it’s only natural for us to feel a little bit of heterophobia against their lifestyle.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 1 year ago

Please don't lump us in with those people. That's not a "hetero" thing it's just a disgusting person thing.

[-] PeachMan@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

That's not heterophobia, that's just being horrified by ignorant bigots that are also hetero.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 9 points 1 year ago

See, I'll go out on a limb and say it's not gay for a man to engage in prostate play. Even having sex with another man isn't necessarily gay!

[-] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You went pretty far out on that limb with your second sentence

[-] Ryantific_theory@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I'd be uncomfortable, but immortality is immortality.

Now, if the requirement was a daily barebacking by the ultra-rich engineering their cum to be the elixir of immortality, I'd be a little more conflicted.

[-] codRL@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

I’d say about as gay as a colonoscopy. So the verdict is: yes, extremely gay!

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