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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by festus@lemmy.ca to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don't age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.

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[-] BaumGeist@lemmy.ml 68 points 1 year ago

What kind of horseshit twist is that? Are you literally 14, OP? "There's an immortality pill, but OH NOES ๐Ÿ˜ฑ it goes in your BUTT ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€!!!!" Have you considered writing for Black Mirror?

I'm taking it even if it's the size of a horsecock, regardless of which hole it goes in.

[-] z00s@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

What we've learned from this exercise is that Baumgeist takes horse cock up the butt.

[-] BaumGeist@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

It's $5 for every time you fantasize or $50 (+time and materials) for each video. Either way, pay me

[-] festus@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Relax, and I'd be taking it too. Clearly people have enjoyed the question.

I am somewhat interested though in how often people would keep up with taking it, as I'd imagine people might skip it every so often (oh it's just a day).

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