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Fuck Doordash, fuck Uber Eats, fuck Skip the Dishes. These greedy motherfuckerswant me to pay a delivery fee, a "convinience fee", AND up charge me on my food, and act like triple dipping into my pocket isn't a fucking crime. Then they have the gall to tell me that waiting an hour and a half for my food while my driver sits in a random-ass parking lot to receive luke-warm food is acceptable delivery time and service and ask for a fucking tip.
And worse, no one wins! The restaurants hate it because they're paying fees out the ass and receiving hate for the delivery services failures, the driver's hate it because they're not being given a fair wage, and the end consumer hates it because they're paying literally 1.5x the cost of already inflating food prices! The only winner is corporate of whatever company you're using, all to save you a, what, 10-15 minute drive?
Fuck em', I will hop in my car and go pick up my food every single day of the week. I'm never too lazy to tell a bullshit service like those to go fuck itself.
As a former driver I agree. I always feel bad about the tip thing but gas is so expensive and the apps pay like shit despite charging so many fees. And knowing that restaurants also pay a fee meaning the apps get MORE money is even more infuriating.
Fuck the whole thing, and especially the tipping bit. You want a trip, read the subreddit /r/doordash, (back when I was on reddit that is). Some greedy ass MFs live in there swapping stories about how they'll gladly turn down jobs because the tip wasn't high enough.
Like what, am I supposed to tip you 30% just to have my food delivered? Fuck that. Tipping is supposed to be a thank you on top of it, not a bribe to convince you to do your job. Tipping should come after everything where I can decide how well you did. There are horror stories where they've texted asking for a higher tip and worse yet holding onto the food demanding a higher tip or the people don't get their food.
You're exactly right, I just get my ass in the car and go get it now. It had a purpose during covid, but now they can go pound sand. Last time I did it was exactly the same as yours, I watched my food get assigned to a driver who sat for a parking lot for 10 minutes before deciding he should go pick up my order (which was fast food, and ready immediately, and sitting there getting cold).
Those people are doing that to make money, if I see a trip that's 20-30 minutes total of driving but only get $4-5 for it, I'm declining it. If you think that makes me greedy, then I'm glad you've had such a privileged life.
That's placing your anger and low pay on the customers, not the corporation that's holding 50% of your profits. You want to be mad, be mad at them, refuse to drive for them, demand a better share.
My last meal from door dash breaks down as:
So sorry I didn't want to tack on any more to my $85 dollar order for 2 people. "Recommended tip" would have put me over $95 dollars. Let me put it this way, if I paid $85 dollars for a delivery order and you only made $8, we're both getting screwed.
The fun thing, I'd be willing to tip more if they didn't ask for it up front. If I received my order in a timely manner and it's still hot, I'd gladly tip 20%. But being forced to choose ahead of time? No way I know how it's going to get there, that's why I call it a bribe. The driver isn't doing their job and I'm tipping them on a job well done, I'm bribing them to get my food quickly.
Granted that was the last time and I was disgusted with how much I paid, so I go and pick it up myself now, so I guess no money for anyone except the restaurant.
If you're only getting $4-5 dollars for 30 minutes, I'd suggest going to McDonald's. They're paying better than doordash.
I wonder if there could exist a solution for services like these, but decentralized, as to cut out the greedy middleman as much as possible. I mean, lemmy sort of is the application of this concept. Sure, there's still costs with running servers etc., but the protocol regulates much of the interaction.
The company (Uber, Instacart, etc) is basically:
So not counting drivers and contracted services, it's practically a small business. Seems easy enough to emulate.
maybe just cook a few times a week yourself