If you kick it, it will cause spine damage, which could cause its offspring to develop more rigid vertebrae, which will improve your back problems. However, your depression may worsen, due to the abuse.
My boy here still believing in Lamarckism
Maybe their brains would develop a better defense mechanism to cope with the abuse, so maybe your depression would be better also!
Alcohol is already a thing. There's no need to evolve any further coping mechanisms.
If you kick it, it will cause spine damage, which could cause its offspring to develop more rigid vertebrae, which will improve your back problems. However, your depression may worsen, due to the abuse.
My boy here still believing in Lamarckism
Maybe their brains would develop a better defense mechanism to cope with the abuse, so maybe your depression would be better also!
Alcohol is already a thing. There's no need to evolve any further coping mechanisms.