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[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 85 points 1 year ago

oh, i solved that assignment in school... by finding the algorithm online

[-] Karfkengrumble@lemmings.world 64 points 1 year ago

You’re hired, welcome to the team!

[-] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

I had enough colleagues unable to type exactly what they asked me into whatever search engine they preferred to accept your statement. If you don't know how to use a search engine go ask for another job.

"Hey pancake, how do I run all tests via gradle?"

Open your browser, head to Google and type "run all tests in gradle"

"Oh, nice. Thank you for your help!"

And the next day the game starts all over again.

[-] ChlorineAddict@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Bonus points for leveraging the work of others contributing to their success

[-] Anonymousllama@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

As it should be, there's way too much reengineering of the wheel. Let the big brains of the past do the heavy lifting

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 29 points 1 year ago

screams in that's not the point

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

Pfft, writing a program that collects user input and displays it is just trite. I'm going to skip straight to building an MMO.

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Science-based, 100% dragon MMO or gtfo.

[-] CurlyChopz@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

I need 100k in my kick starter by tomorrow, sharp

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

You're right. The learning is the point. So rather than flail in the dark, why not learn the optimal solution?

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