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[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 85 points 1 year ago

oh, i solved that assignment in school... by finding the algorithm online

[-] Karfkengrumble@lemmings.world 64 points 1 year ago

You’re hired, welcome to the team!

[-] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

I had enough colleagues unable to type exactly what they asked me into whatever search engine they preferred to accept your statement. If you don't know how to use a search engine go ask for another job.

"Hey pancake, how do I run all tests via gradle?"

Open your browser, head to Google and type "run all tests in gradle"

"Oh, nice. Thank you for your help!"

And the next day the game starts all over again.

[-] ChlorineAddict@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Bonus points for leveraging the work of others contributing to their success

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