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He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”

He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.

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[-] theKalash@feddit.ch 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's a nice loophole, but following all your local cops' OnlyFans can be expensive.

Much better to just go after the OnlyFans of judges. They can't sentence you if you've seen their private parts.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 15 points 1 year ago

No no, they'll just send you to another judge. Instead, you follow the president's OnlyFans. He runs the government, so once you have the government can't do anything to you.

[-] errer@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

“Mr. Biden I have seen your butthole, you can’t touch me.”

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

"Mr President, I invoke the Poophole Loophole."

Then with one bound, he was free.

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

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