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Lung extensions (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml

Image of a hand holding a small business card. Card reads:

Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don't tell anyone I handed you this card

With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs

This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family

extendedlungs@gmail.com

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[-] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

How does this work? Does he stretch your lungs or graft cadaver lungs on to yours? Maybe edits your dna??

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Everyone has the potential to have Long Lung, Dr simply shows your lung the potential they always have had inside them.

[-] explodicle@local106.com 3 points 1 year ago

Lungs are holes, he just extends them. You actually lose weight too so that's a bonus.

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