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[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 39 points 1 year ago

Fuck that is gold. We need jerseys for public libraries. It doesn't matter if it makes no sense. It is nearly better if it makes no sense.

[-] TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

The idea of branch rivalries intrigues me greatly

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

“Our branch banned 37 trans books this season!”

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 21 points 1 year ago

No, these are Librarians. They tend to be against book bannings.

"My branch has 5x the circulation as your branch."

"Well mine had more story times! We are building up our client base."

[-] TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I like to imagine they compete to see who gets the best drag queen for story hour. We could do a draft!

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago

This would be Texas, they would have private libraries, they would name them TRUTHberies, and their logos would all be blatantly racist and vaguely homoerotic.

[-] macaroni1556@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

"Real Men Ride Bareback at Loving County TRUTHbrary"

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the horse on the logo is inexplicably drawn with blackface

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Bareback Mountain County Truthbrary

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

What would the mascots be? We need Last Week Tonight and Japan on this question! I guarantee they can shit out enough book/library themed mascots we won't need to reuse even one!

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