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But, if the top right worked, it would be really awesome.
"Boarding starts 4 hours before the flight because we have to load so many damned passengers and luggage"
Seriously, reality aside there’s just ONE DOOR.
I/O issue
shingled passenger storage.
The nose flips open like a C5, and it just scoops up passengers by the busload.
Some people will just stand in the way right after the doorway because they "don't want to stand up when the person for the window seat comes". There'll be others who spend an eternity getting their luggage into the overhead bin. And others will just put their luggage in the first overhead bin they see because "there might not be enough space where I'm sitting". The majority though will decide to derobe right at their seat for 5 minutes because they didn't have enough time to do so while waiting 2 hours before boarding.
Imagine an entire town being killed in just one accident.
But there would have to be less planes, so less accidents in total.
The sum would be about the same, assuming this plane would be averagely safe.
It was not.
Not the top right though.
Oh, my other right.