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[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

I mean I can control how loud it's gonna be by how I spread my ass cheeks.

You push them together for more volume/pitch and spread them for silence.

I've had a full 8 second fart come out in pure silence by slightly spreading my cheeks

[-] JohnSwanFromTheLough@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Sound like you know a thing or toot about playing the anus.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I've been known to blow the butt trumpet occasionally 🎺

this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2023
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