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I mean I can control how loud it's gonna be by how I spread my ass cheeks.
You push them together for more volume/pitch and spread them for silence.
I've had a full 8 second fart come out in pure silence by slightly spreading my cheeks
Sound like you know a thing or toot about playing the anus.
I've been known to blow the butt trumpet occasionally 🎺