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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by frippa@lemmy.ml to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

Seriously, "Ensure the CEO sleeps before a certain time"

With all those skills, tasks and resposabilites they're asking for a fucking full-stack babysitter...

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[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 77 points 1 year ago

"CoinClan"
Yeah, some time in the not so distant future, that paycheck is gonna bounce.

[-] frippa@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 year ago

But heeeyyyy! You can get paid in their shitcoin that will totally be worth more than an infinitesimal fraction of a cent, just two more weeks!

[-] Thrashy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I'd only consider the position if I could figure out a way to manipulate the CEO into executing a rugpull that I engineered to my benefit...

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