I still wasted a click after reading this because I thought, "no way is this article on science dedicated to that Lizard Person".

And I was right, but only because it's not really an article, much less about science. It's more like a business experiment to find out if this particular LLM "author", which generates disconnected gobblygook, can save them significant CapEx over a more expensive AI model that would output articles with something more closely resembling a coherent thought process, or being written by a human.