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[-] rebul@kbin.social 50 points 1 year ago

What's the going rate on a horse and buggy these days?

[-] Tak@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago

Probably depends on the horsepower

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

A large chimp will actually produce something closer to one horsepower than those stupid overclocked horses.

Also, they'll rip your face off, so win-win

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

Also the chimp will watch everything you do and call it in on a cellphone.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bro, never cut off a chimp on the highway ....

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, fr. Fuck my face. :(

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Somewhere between one and two.

[-] Tak@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago
[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Would you believe a rabbit and three ducks dressed as a horse?

[-] Tak@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago
[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 12 points 1 year ago

At one point I knew of some old order Amish who might sell you one with cocaine in the back. (They didn’t entirely adhere to traditions.)

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe cocaine in a horse buggy is basically the equivalent of a Nitrous Oxide system in a car with an ICE engine.

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

It does make them move a lot faster, especially with a patrol car in pursuit.

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

Is cocaine like nitrous for a buggy?

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

Speed is speed ya know

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago

Those horses have great hearing too though.

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