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[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

My fancy bidet air dries.

I mean, I still wipe but I just wanted to flex over my bidet that blasts warm air all over my booty hole.

[-] whereisk@lemmy.world -4 points 11 months ago

Sounds like fecal particulate matter everywhere.. if flushing spreads it, can't imagine what an air blower does.

[-] Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 11 months ago

You use the cleaning function first, then the dry function. Don't just dry the shit on there (well, maybe you would, but everyone else washes first, that's the point of a bidet).

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