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[-] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

I just want a picture of a god dan hot dog.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago
[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

That's almost certainly a girl cat though

[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Fellas is it gay to like girls like your literally banging someone who likes dicks

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Girls like dick and so do gay people so liking girls makes you gay. Plus you’ve touched a penis way more times than a vergina so you’re double gay. The only way to not be gay is to have sex with a real manly lesbian as far as I can tell

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Saying girls can't be gay and eat hotdog?

Yes, the probability is very high that it is a female.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

How can you tell? Did you look up its skirt?

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

In case you want to know, 3 color cats are almost always female because the (orange and black) color gene is in the X chromosome so the only way a male cat can have two colors is if it has two or more Xs, which is pretty rare.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I have a male cat that is white, grey and dark grey 😐

[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

...grey and dark grey are both grey lol

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

That's like saying blue and light blue are the same color 😐

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

In cat fur colours, they are.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I always knew Jesus had a big wiener.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

That’s Lt. Danjus.

He asked for god Dan and a hot dog.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Nope it is Jesus offering up his wiener so we can put it in our mouths.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

That works for me too.

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
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