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submitted 1 year ago by JammaJammaPJ@lemmy.ca to c/canada@lemmy.ca

“That’s how you end up with a 4th quarter profit of $529 million, available to common shareholders,” Weston Jr. emphasized. “People don’t like dying.”

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[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

“People don’t like dying.” Holy shit, if ever a phrase that shows we’re getting fucked cause we need groceries.

[-] Radicalized@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago
[-] SleepyBear@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Radicalized@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

The Beaverton is a Canadian satire news site.

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

It's it really though? Or are they just stating the obvious?

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Isn't a sign of good satire that it seems like it's telling the truth?

[-] nik282000@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

This one seems more on the nose than usual.

[-] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

That's like an answer to an interview question.

"So, why are you wanting to work here?"
"Well, I like being able to live, for one,"

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