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Loblaws credits record profits to “raising prices on things humans need to live” (www.thebeaverton.com)
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“That’s how you end up with a 4th quarter profit of $529 million, available to common shareholders,” Weston Jr. emphasized. “People don’t like dying.”

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[-] _number8_@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago

for anyone just randomly seeing this on lemmy, the beaverton does indeed do satire

[-] PeleSpirit@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I like their twist on Bob Loblaw.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

Check out their law blog

[-] iesou@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

That's Bob Loblaws Law Blog right?

[-] DrCatface@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

bobloblawslawblog.com

[-] knorke3@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

the sad part is: my first reaction to this was "huh, guess we're really gone that far..."

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