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[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 11 months ago

Chatgpt does an alright job:

Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you, nuclear power, it's tremendous. You know, it's like golf—you've got these reactors, they're hitting a hole in one every time. And I've hit a lot of hole-in-ones in my time, believe me, nobody hits them better than me.

Now, speaking of holes, we're going to dig deep, deep into the ground for these reactors. I mean, really deep. It's like digging for treasure, and let me tell you, we're going to find the best energy treasure ever. It's going to be huge, folks, huge.

And you've got these particles, these nuclear particles, they're like the best little workers. They're working around the clock, 24/7. I don't even work that hard, and I work hard, believe me. These particles, they're like the employees of the future, always on the job.

Now, let's talk about radiation. People say, "Oh, radiation, it's bad." But you know what? We're going to have the best, the cleanest radiation. It's going to be like a spa treatment, I guarantee it. People will go into our nuclear plants and come out feeling better than ever. It's going to be like a Trump-branded spa, only with radiation.

And the technology, oh boy, it's going to be out of this world. We'll have reactors that are smarter than anyone. I've always said, surround yourself with smart things, and these reactors, they're going to be geniuses. We're talking about genius reactors, folks.

Now, let's talk about energy independence. We're going to be so independent, you won't believe it. We won't need anyone else's energy. We'll be like the cool kid on the block with the best toys, and our toy is nuclear power. It's going to be the envy of the world, believe me.

And you know, I've been to a lot of countries, met a lot of leaders. They all want our nuclear technology. They'll be calling me, saying, "Trump, we need your reactors." And I'll say, "Sure, let's make a deal." Because that's what I do, I make the best deals, nobody makes deals like me.

So, in conclusion, nuclear power, it's fantastic, it's tremendous, it's going to make America great again. We're going to have the best reactors, the best energy, and it's going to be beautiful. Thank you, thank you very much.

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 36 points 11 months ago

Sticks to a single line of thought too easily. You need 2-3 separate trains of thought all colliding in one sentence to sound authentic.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Just needs a couple hours of fine tuning on every public statement he's ever made. And honestly, it doesn't even need to be a very advanced model, it doesn't need to know anything but screed.

[-] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

The advanced models don't hallucinate enough to emulate his dementia riddled brain.

[-] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

And also

I don't even work that hard

Trump would never compare himself unfavourably to anything, even in jest.

[-] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

Simply generate 7 separate speeches and feed all of them back to GPT. This time, tell it to interlace the speeches. It’s sort if like basket weaving, but with sentences.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

It’s going to be like a Trump-branded spa, only with radiation.

I'm not a big ChatGPT fan, but it's starting to win me over.

[-] DandomRude@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

"It's going to be huge, folks, huge...These particles, they're like the employees of the future, always on the job...So, in conclusion, nuclear power, it's fantastic, it's tremendous, it's going to make America great again." Gold!

[-] Drusas@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago
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