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[-] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 133 points 1 year ago

Strap 20 sd card with 1TB capacity each. Send the pidgeon to a neighboring city, 2 hours flight time.

Bandwidth: 2.78 GB/s (assuming no wild hawks in the area)

[-] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 82 points 1 year ago

"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway."

[-] doubletandard@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago
[-] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Not until I use my... dragnet

[-] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When "packet loss" occurs:

This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years

[-] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

You are forgetting the time it takes to copy the data to and from these cards. Data may be transported, but it is not usable until you copy it. Copying 20 TiB is probaply going to take some time

[-] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 10 points 1 year ago

Fastest SD card has ~300MB/s read speed and ~250MB/s write speed. Assuming you can write to those cards in parallel, that means you'll need an additional one hour to write the data to the SD cards and another one hour to read them back. So 4 hours in total which halves the data rates to 1.39 GB/s.

That's assuming the card can actually sustain ~250MB/s write speed during the full 1TB copy. It probably can if the card is freshly formatted but I haven't actually tested it myself.

[-] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

That's still very fast

[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

you have the same problem with downloads though. In the end any download rate exceeding your disc write speed doesnt get you there faster.

ofc. you can write as you download, which makes things faster.

[-] Pipoca@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

MicroSD cards are better, here. They're 250mg; a pigeon can transport 75g. That's 300 microSD cards, ignoring the weight of the SD card enclosure.

[-] Resonosity@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

That's a terrible ping ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] mineapple@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We had a TV report about a photographer who actually transfered big files with via horse because the transfer over the internet was slower than a calm ride. (Germany - 2021) link for Germans

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