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Substance found in White House confirmed to be cocaine
(www.cbsnews.com)
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Don't think this is really onion-y. It was found at one of the tables where visitors put their belongings when going through security. I'm honestly shocked this doesn't happen more often. TSA deals with dropped drugs on a daily basis. Hell there are containers in some airports specifically to throw away your illegal items.
Shitty Life Pro Tip: Rummage through the illegal item container at airports to score free drugs.
Right after drinking the forbidden jungle juice at the beginning of the security line