When’s the last time you checked your spam folder, 2003? I legitimately haven’t seen the 1337sp34k spam in 20 years. Lately it’s been Africans leaving me money at the embassy that I have to go pick up

Like a marshmallow stuck a little too close to the fire

She was very upset that I accidentally interrupted her nap to take this picture, but it was worth it

Right after drinking the forbidden jungle juice at the beginning of the security line